Headlines for: 09-12-2001

BALD HEADED PATRIOTS WANT TO BE BEACONS OF LIGHT MOREHEAD CITY, N.C. (Wireless Flash) – Despite Tuesday’s terrorist attacks on New York City and Washington D.C., a bald-headed organization is still “making headway” on a convention planned for this weekend.

JENNIFER ANISTON ANSWERS POT RUMORS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Jennifer Aniston is blowing the smoke away from tabloid rumors she and hubby Brad Pitt are big time potheads. The Friends babe tells Rolling Stone she wouldn’t call

FLIMSY COCKPIT DOORS BLAMED FOR TERRORIST TRAGEDY CLEVELAND (Wireless Flash) – An expert in air rage says flimsy airplane cockpit doors may be partially to blame for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

HOW SHE WORKS OUT IN A GYM PROVES HOW SHE’LL WORK OUT IN BED EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) – Guys, if you want to know if that gal working out at the gym would work out as a romantic partner, take a good look at how she exercises.

NEW YORK ARCHITECTS CREATING ‘EXTREME HOUSING’ NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Two architects in New York are at work on something that could help people left homeless by incidents like the recent World Trade Center attack: “extreme housing.”

DOES TERRORISM TRAIL GO THROUGH HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA? FAIRFAX COUNTY, Va. (Wireless Flash) – An intelligence expert in Fairfax County, Virginia, believes clues to the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks may be found in Huntsville, Alabama.

BLINK-182 WEDDING TO BE CHEESY LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker may be considered a rocker but, in his heart, he’s very cheesy.

HARRY POTTER: MOST REQUESTED BOOK TO BE BANNED CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – The Harry Potter books are more than a best-selling series, they’re also at the top of the list of books parents want banned from libraries.

NOT TALKING ABOUT THE TERRORIST ATTACK COULD BE BAD FOR BUSINESS CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – Employers who aren’t encouraging their employees to talk about the recent terrorist attacks in New York City and Washington D.C. may be hurting their businesses.

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP BROOKFIELD, Pa. (Wireless Flash) – A Pennsylvania man is suing the owners of a 600 pound pig which bit him while he was in the woods behind his house. The swine – called “Piggybaby” – wasn’t supposed to