Headlines for: 04-27-2000

REAR ENDS GETTING BUM RAP SAYS THERAPIST TORONTO (Wireless Flash) -- A Toronto man who specializes in massaging buttocks claims the human rear end is getting a bum rap. 55-year-old Michael Baker is a professional butt massager who says

U.S. MILITARY TESTING REPLICA OF ROSWELL SAUCER? SAN ANTONIO, Tex. (Wireless Flash) -- It's looks like the flying saucer that crashed in 1947 at Roswell, New Mexico, has some relatives. A former U.S. Air Force intelligence officer is revealing that the

OFFICE GONE WILD: SECRETARIES' SECRETS REVEALED SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- The Treasury Department should love this. A Wireless Flash/E-Poll.com survey reveals 20 percent of secretaries admit they'd make counterfeit money on the office copy

ICE CREAM CONE CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- And you thought the Gas Crisis was bad: It seems an expected ice cream cone shortage has been narrowly averted. "The Ice Cream Reporter" trade magazine reports that ice cream

12 PERCENT OF MOMS CONSIDER THEMSELVES `DOMESTIC GODDESSES' BENTON HARBOR, Mich. (Wireless Flash) -- Americans mothers are demanding political correctness if a new survey is correct. The poll conducted by Whirlpool reveals that 33 percent of mothers

GEORGE BUSH, SR. IN CAHOOTS WITH KUWAIT? PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash) -- High gas prices got you down? Blame former president George Bush. According to investigative journalist Jim Redden, some conspiracy

FRASIER STAR PEEVED OVER NILES-DAPHNE ROMANCE NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Are "Frasier" characters Niles and Daphne going to finally do the deed? Cast member Jane Leeves isn't saying but, according to "TV Guide,"

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- Which child star do you think most deserves a wedgie? Jonathan Lipnicki, Haley Joel Osment, Frankie Muniz or Hallie Eisenberg, the girl in those "Joy of Cola" Pepsi commercials?

RESEARCHERS SNIFF OUT DANGERS OF NASAL SPRAYS (EMBARGOED 'TIL APR. 29) SARASOTA, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- Having a stuffy nose stinks -- but the treatment could make you lose your sense of smell. Researchers at the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation