Headlines for: 04-15-1999

MARRIED COUPLE FLAUNT HETEROSEXUALITY WITH CLOTHING LINE ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- A husband and wife in St. Petersburg, Florida, are flaunting their heterosexuality with a new line of clothing called -- get this -- "Str8wear."

RASH OF RAT DEATHS WON'T KILL OFF RODENT `KENTUCKY DERBY' LOUISVILLE, Kentucky (Wireless Flash) -- Organizers of an upcoming race between rodents are discovering the world truly is a rat race.

SWEDISH DOCS RECOMMEND NOOKIE JUST THREE TIMES A MONTH STOCKHOLM, Sweden (Wireless Flash) -- It looks like the sexy reputation of the Swedes is losing some of its spice. Case in point: Swedish medical experts have just announced

CHRIS ISAAK'S DREAM DATE: A SCRAWNY SECRETARY NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Popeye isn't the only celeb with a thing for skinny women. Now comes word that Chris Isaak has a crush on Miss Hathaway from "The Beverly Hillbillies."

WALKMAN TURNS 20 NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- The Walkman is walking toward a milestone event -- its 20th birthday. According to Sony Electronics -- which makes the gadget --

SURVEY: THIRD OF SECRETARIES SECRETLY HATE THEIR BOSSES CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) -- Sunday (Apr. 18) marks the beginning of Professional Secretaries Week but a new survey suggests some workplaces may be more like war zones.

MATT DAMON'S PROM NIGHT FROM HELL LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Many teenage girls would love to take Matt Damon to their prom -- but that wasn't the case with the girl Damon took to his own prom in 1988.

POLL: ALIEN VISITATION MORE LIKELY THAN ECONOMIC DEPRESSION NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- If you have high hopes for America's college students, the following news may cause serious depression.

SOUP NAZI ACTOR IS NOW THE `SOUP MAESTRO' NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- "Seinfeld" "Soup Nazi" actor Larry Thomas has gotten himself into the soup again: now he's hawking a line of gourmet soups that will be sold in airports and shopping