Headlines for: 03-24-1999
CD FEATURES 99 VERSIONS OF FLATULENT SOUNDS (EDITORS: NOTE
CONTENT) LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a gasser of an idea: two Los Angeles men have released a new CD that features 99 different
BLOODY DISPUTE OVER WESLEY SNIPES' VAMPIRE MOVIE
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A bloody scene in the Wesley Snipes' vampire flick "Blade" has got some actors' blood boiling. Several extras who worked on the flick claim they're
MIND YOUR MANNERS OR YOU'LL GET WHACKED AT LONDON RESTAURANT
LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- A London restaurant which whips naughty customers is giving jails in Singapore a run for their money.
LAST MINUTE ANIMAL SACRIFICES ARE TAX-DEDUCTIBLE
CINCINNATI, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- Here's proof the Internal Revenue Service has a heart: animal sacrifices are tax- deductible.
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME: EXPECT MORE CAR CRACK-UPS
SAN JOSE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- The upcoming switch to Daylight Saving time will be a real crack-up for drivers -- literally.
DIET PLUMPS YOU UP FOR POTENTIAL `Y2K' FAMINE
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Are worried the "Y2K" problem will make it impossible to buy food or groceries after January 1, 2000?
KID INVENTOR CREATES LICE-ZAPPING MACHINE
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- In the near future, school kids may walk through lice-zapping machines before entering the classroom. That's just one of the ideas submitted so far to the
SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL BITCHES ABOUT GETTING DATES FOR HER DOG
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Raising a champion show dog can be a real bitch -- just ask Sally Jesse Raphael. According to "Parade" magazine, Raphael has decided to
MOST AMERICANS WANT SCHOOLKIDS TESTED FOR DRUGS
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Put this in your pipe and smoke it: 51 percent of Americans believe that drug testing youngsters is necessary to reduce violence and increase student