Wild Chandra Levy Theories Abound
Wild Chandra Levy Theories Abound
WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) Although Chandra Levys body has finally been found at Washingtons Rock Creek Park, how she got there is still a mystery. But a few people think they know the answer to that riddle and arent afraid to share it on the internet. The wildest theory offered up by netheads suggests Levy was killed by the government after she stumbled onto advance knowledge of the Sept. 11 attacks. Other theorists say Chandra was a member of Washingtons Satanic Illuminati and was disposed of after uncovering a pseudo- terrorist group that included executed Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh. Some folks believe Chandra is still alive and living in seclusion in Northern California, plotting revenge on Gary Condit for impregnating her. Finally, one pothead at CrazyAsses.com suspects Chandra ran off to Amsterdam because, pot and hookers are cool there.
Thu 05-23-02