Enron Employees Lose Money, But Gain A Joke Book

Enron Employees Lose Money, But Gain A Joke Book

VANCOUVER, Wash. (Wireless Flash) – What ex-Enron employees have lost in savings in the recent scandal they may gain back in giggles. That’s because Enron execs have inspired a new book, The Totally Unauthorized Enron Joke Book (Intelligent Technologies), which includes knee-slappers like these: “What do you get when you cross The Godfather with an Enron offshore partnership prospectus?” An offering you can’t understand. “How many Enron execs does it take to change a light bulb?” None. They anticipate when the bulb will burn out and bail before it gets too dark. Finally, did you hear about the rumored merger between Motorola and Enron? It’s called “Moron.”

Fri 04-12-02