‘LIMP BIZKIT WILL FALL’ VOWS GUITARIST

‘LIMP BIZKIT WILL FALL’ VOWS GUITARIST

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Limp Bizkit will soon start auditioning new guitarists, and it could be the end of the band as we know it if one guitarist has his way. A self-proclaimed “astonishingly great guitarist,” who only wants to be known as “Guitar Robot X” wants to destroy Limp Bizkit because it promotes what he calls “hate rock.” His plan is to audition for the band and get hired so he can destroy Limp Bizkit from the inside by gaining the band members’ trust and then framing them for dealing crack. The guitarist – who claims to have played in some of the “most amazing bands in the entire world” – says as soon as Fred Durst and the boys are out on bail from the first drug frame, he plans to get them busted again and again until the band is “...in ruins.” Limp Bizkit’s label, Interscope records, was unavailable to comment about the guerilla guitarist, but the first audition takes place January 10 in Fresno, California.

Thu 12-27-01