PORN ACTOR PUTS THE ‘LAY’ IN ‘BIN LADEN’

PORN ACTOR PUTS THE ‘LAY’ IN ‘BIN LADEN’



LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – If Will Smith thinks playing Muhammad Ali was a challenge, he should have tried playing Osama bin Laden in a porn movie. That was the acting challenge faced by “Valentino,” a porn actor who plays the accused terrorist in a new adult film, Ass Clowns 3, where he is seen violating a female journalist with various sex toys. Valentino admits he didn’t do much research to play bin Laden – just imitated his mannerisms “...until it was time for the hardcore scenes.” And those scenes are hardcore. For instance, bin Laden uses sex toys to rape a woman and is later captured by U.S. soldiers who punish him by urinating on his skull. Since there are no official reports detailing how bin Laden is in bed, Valentino says he used his imagination and decided the terrorist would be an aggressive lover who happily sodomizes American women for kicks. Although insiders think Valentino is a dead ringer for bin Laden when in make-up, he insists “Anyone with a beard and turban can do this role.”

Thu 12-13-01