SASQUATCH GANGSTAS FIGHT DIRTY

SASQUATCH GANGSTAS FIGHT DIRTY

COO’S BAY, Ore. (Wireless Flash) – An Oregon man may have proof of a turf war between rival Bigfoot gangs: a primitive version of brass knuckles. According to Ray Crowe, president of the International Bigfoot Society, a fellow researcher named Mike Barnes recently discovered a bloodstained stone tool while hiking through a redwood forest in Northern California. Barnes told Crowe the stone tool was covered in dried blood and flecks of matted fur and reminded him of a giant pair of brass knuckles. Barnes figures he stumbled onto the site of a Bigfoot gang war where evidence suggests as many as a dozen Sasquatch may have been duking it out a la the Sharks and Jets in West Side Story. That’s not all. Barnes fell into a waist-deep hole that he thinks may be where the hairy creatures hide out between rumbles.

Tue 12-04-01