AMERICANS WIPING AWAY TROUBLES WITH TOILET PAPER

AMERICANS WIPING AWAY TROUBLES WITH TOILET PAPER



NORWICH, Conn. (Wireless Flash) – Americans are using toilet paper to wipe out their frustrations about getting laid off, terrorism and nasty neighbors. That’s the word from ToiletPaperWorld.com, an online retailer which allows folks to order toilet paper custom-printed with pictures of the people they hate. A spokesman says orders for the insulting bathroom tissue have skyrocketed in the past two months, and Osama bin Laden and mean bosses are the top t.p. targets. Now, the company is fielding up to 20 requests a day from folks flushed with excitement about wiping their bottoms with a picture of someone they can’t stand. ToiletPaperWorld.com president Kenn Fischburg is getting behind the trend. He says the toilet paper portraits are a fun and safe way for people to get even with their enemies.

Tue 11-20-01