WITCH ADMITS ‘HARRY POTTER’ BAD BOX OFFICE SPELL HAS FAILED

WITCH ADMITS ‘HARRY POTTER’ BAD BOX OFFICE SPELL HAS FAILED



HASTINGS, England (Wireless Flash) – A male witch in Britain who placed a “bad box office” spell on the new Harry Potter movie admits his spell has failed. Witch Kevin Carlyon says he placed the spell on the film because it shows witches and wizards flying on broomsticks with the brush pointing backwards. He claims real witches ride brooms with the brush in the front. Although Carlyon admits his spell failed to sweep Harry’s first flick into the box office dust bin, he’s confident his hex will doom the next movie in the series. The second film has just begun shooting and Carlyon claims it’s in danger of being shut down by an actors’ strike – although there’s no sign of that happening so far. The witch also claims his spell has caused Potter author J.K. Rowling to suffer from writers’ block which will delay the release of her next book in the series.

Mon 11-19-01