MASTURBATION TOUTED AS ‘GREAT HOLIDAY STRESS RELIEVER’

MASTURBATION TOUTED AS ‘GREAT HOLIDAY STRESS RELIEVER’

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – Ladies, if holiday stress rubs you the wrong way, you might want to start being a little touchy in public. That’s according to Sadie Allison, a 30-year-old San Francisco woman who calls herself a self-taught female masturbation expert. Allison claims spontaneous self-pleasure can help women handle stress when they’re stuck in traffic jams or at crowded malls and airports. She says a pager can double as a vibrator in a pinch, while some women prefer to rub against the edge of a table or chair. Allison also suggests women wear broad-brimmed hats to hide any strange facial contortions they might make during the stress-releasing self-love sessions. It may sound strange, but she insists “touchy women” experience less rage on the road or at the mall than other ladies. Allison is the author of the new book, Tickle Your Fancy (TickleKitty Publishing).

Mon 11-19-01