NEW BREAST IMPLANTS BUSTING ONTO THE MARKET

NEW BREAST IMPLANTS BUSTING ONTO THE MARKET

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Here’s some titillating news: a new and improved saline breast implant is about to bust onto the market. Researchers at the Mentor Corporation say they’ve designed a new line of perfectly round implants that they claim will eliminate “rippling effects” caused by other saline implants. The boob breakthrough will be announced November 3, and Mentor spokesman Dr. Brad Jacobs says it will, “...knock saline predecessors right out of the water.” However, women looking for only a small enhancement may find their dreams deflated. Dr. Jacobs says the new implants are for ladies seeking “Pamela Lee Anderson-style breasts,” going from an A cup to a full D cup.

Mon 10-22-01