HELP WIPE OUT TERRORISM WITH BIN LADEN TOILET PAPER

HELP WIPE OUT TERRORISM WITH BIN LADEN TOILET PAPER



BEAVERTON, Ontario (Wireless Flash) – It had to happen sooner or later: Someone has created Osama bin Laden toilet paper. Canadian entrepreneur Allan Park has just started selling custom-printed rolls of toilet paper emblazoned with the accused terrorist mastermind’s mug. The $19-a-roll terrorist TP was created with ink jet printers that transfer a photo-quality image on each square of tissue. But because of the inks used in the process, the makers recommend you don’t actually use the novelty tissue in the bathroom. So far, Park has only sold a few rolls of the terrorist tp, but says he’s prepared to do mass runs if more orders flow in.

Tue 09-25-01