MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE DEAD BIGFOOT IN MEAT FREEZER

MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE DEAD BIGFOOT IN MEAT FREEZER

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (Wireless Flash) – The mystery of Sasquatch may finally been solved thanks to a South Carolina man who claims he is in possession of a Bigfoot corpse. 30-year-old Simon Garth claims he shot and killed the creature in self- defense last weekend after it pelted him with rocks during a camping trip. He dragged the dead Bigfoot to his pick-up truck and hauled the creature to his brother-in-law’s house, where the corpse supposedly is now sitting in a meat freezer. Garth claims the Bigfoot is 6 feet tall, weighs around 285 pounds and smells like “bad eggs.” He plans to sell the corpse to the highest bidder and says he hopes the Discovery Channel will be interested because he thinks they’ll treat the creature “...with more dignity than ABC or CBS.”

Fri 08-31-01