MAN HAS 101 USES FOR HUMAN WASTE

MAN HAS 101 USES FOR HUMAN WASTE

CRYSTAL LAKE, Illinois (Wireless Flash) – A man from Crystal Lake, Illinois, has come up with a stinky way to save the environment: recycling human waste. That’s the straight poop from Billy Genius, author of a new book called 101 Uses For A Turd (Dead Dog Press). Genius says he hopes the toilet tome will convince folks that flushing dung down the toilet is a waste of good waste. He claims recycled do-do can be turned into fireplace logs, brick mortar, Christmas tree ornaments and even packing material. However, some of his ideas may leave a bad taste in your mouth, including one plan to turn poo into baby pacifiers. Genius admits his ideas aren’t for everyone but he believes raising a stink about recycling waste is the only way to get awareness to the pungent subject.

Mon 07-23-01