NEW LIP GLOSS PLUMPS UP PUCKER

NEW LIP GLOSS PLUMPS UP PUCKER



CINCINNATI, Ohio (Wireless Flash) – A female version of Viagra turns out to have an interesting side effect: it plumps up the lips. Cincinnati-based makeup mogul Jenni Lee has invented a lip gloss that contains an amino acid she claims can increases a women’s sex drive by sending blood to her private parts. However, when the gloss is placed on the lips, it plumps them up into that “beestung” look popularized by Angelina Jolie. Lee claims the day after her 15-year-old daughter tried the “lip plumping gloss,” her lips looked exactly like Julia Roberts. Although the plumped-up lips may look luscious, you have to apply the gloss daily or Lee says you’ll look like you have “...a flat tire on your lips.” The price for larger lips isn’t cheap: A half-ounce jar of the goo sells for a whopping $38.

Tue 04-24-01