GAY SKIN FLICK CAPITALIZES ON NEW PREZ

GAY SKIN FLICK CAPITALIZES ON NEW PREZ

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The Democrats may have lost the White House but they come out on top in a new gay skin flick. The sexual satire -- which was just released -- is titled "The Florida Erection: Nobody Likes Bush. Adult film director Bud Light claims his flick deals explicitly with, what he calls, "the problem of counting stained ballots in `Seminal' County, Florida." Although the film has no Chads, it does feature a 19- year-old stud who plays the role of "Al Bore," another guy who portrays "George Gush," a drag queen version of Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris and even a character named "Pat Bigcannon." The political porno follows the real election closely, but Light admits he took some artistic license with the film's climax by "having the Democrats come out on top."