PUSHY MAN COULD PUSH BACK INAUGURATION

PUSHY MAN COULD PUSH BACK INAUGURATION

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- This Saturday's presidential inauguration could be postponed -- at least that's what one psychic is predicting. Pennsylvania-based clairvoyant Elizabeth Joyce claims "a pushy man" will try to prevent George W. Bush from taking his presidential vows by shoving him off the podium just as he's about to be sworn into office. Joyce says the man is a Washington insider who resembles Clint Eastwood and has a reputation for being mild-mannered. Although the man's pushy efforts won't prevent Bush from being sworn in, Joyce predicts the resultant chaos will force the final program to be stopped long enough so that it can be moved to a safer location.