MOUSE CLICKING MAY TRIGGER DIARRHEA

MOUSE CLICKING MAY TRIGGER DIARRHEA

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Web surfers beware: Excessively clicking your mouse could cause you to download into your pants. That's the straight poop from L.A.-based acupuncturist Majid Ali, who claims using your index finger to repeatedly click a mouse can increase your chances of getting diarrhea. Ali claims the index finger is home to the "large intestine meridian" -- a nervous system pressure point that can wreak havoc on your stomach and intestine when overstimulated. As a result, frequent mouse clicking can increase your chances of cutting the cheese. However, there is hope. Ali says applying gentle pressure on the forearm and neck can minimize any gut- wrenching problems caused by mega-mouse clicking.