TOILET PAPER MAKER TO SEND MADONNA A ROLL

TOILET PAPER MAKER TO SEND MADONNA A ROLL

PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash) -- Have you heard the news reports that after Madonna gets married tomorrow (Dec. 22), the minister performing the ceremony will present the bride and groom each with a roll of toilet paper to symbolize a long and strong marriage? Well, one toilet paper manufacturer isn't letting this opportunity to promote their product go down the drain. Company officials at Kimberly-Clark are planning to send two complimentary rolls of their finest toilet paper to the Material Girl and her soon-to-be hubby, Guy Ritchie. The company says it will send one roll of tissue with what it calls a "wedding ring embossing pattern." Since the marriage will be taking place in Scotland, the second roll will be -- you guessed it -- Scott Tissue.