2001 DECLARED `THE YEAR OF THE TABLE AND CHAIR'

2001 DECLARED `THE YEAR OF THE TABLE AND CHAIR'

CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) -- You better sit down for this story: A self-proclaimed "eventologist" has just declared the year 2001 as the "Year of the Table and Chair." Adrienne Koopersmith, a Chicago woman who lives to create new holidays for every day of the year, claims it's high time tables and chairs be given their due. She calls the items "the foundation of our civilization" and wants to declare tables and chairs the "Eighth Wonder of the World." Koopersmith claims that since everybody uses tables and chairs every day of their life, it's the right time for them to be honored. In celebration, she recommends finding an old table and chair, restoring them, and then sitting down for a spell.