FASHION ASTROLOGY

FASHION ASTROLOGY

EDMONTON, Alb. (Wireless Flash) -- If you see a woman at a fancy party who's dressed like a sleaze, chances are, she's a Virgo. That's according to fashion astrologer Greg Polkosnik, who claims every zodiac sign is prone to peculiar fashion faux pas. He says Virgo women dress like trailer park refugees for formal occasions while Aries ladies slum it in baggy track suits. Tacky Taurus women like ugly kitty cat sweatshirts and Geminis favor the gaudy Cyndi Lauper look. Polkosnik claims Cancer women like drab matronly outfits; Leo ladies wear more make-up than circus clowns; Libra women wear outdated hairstyles and Scorpio women favor ugly "Dynasty"-era shoulder pads. Finally, he says Sagittarius women don't wear enough make-up; Capricorn cuties are too label-conscious; Aquarian women confuse shock effect for style and Piscean ladies hide shapely bodies under shapeless dresses. Polkosnik is the author of the new book, "Cosmically Chic" (Andrews-McMeel).