MARTY INGELS EYES MARILYN MONROE'S FALSIES

MARTY INGELS EYES MARILYN MONROE'S FALSIES

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Most men who are trying to reunite with their wives rely on flowers and candy but not comedian Marty Ingels. Although Ingels is legally separated from actress Shirley Jones, he hopes to reconcile by giving her a pair of Marilyn Monroe's falsies. The C-cup-sized falsies are being auctioned off at an internet site and Ingels has placed a bid on the make-believe mammaries which he wants to turn into shoulder pads for Jones to wear under her outfits. Ingels says he isn't optimistic he'll be able to buy the bogus breasts but, either way, he hopes he and Jones will reconcile before the end of the month.