OLYMPIC DREAMS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN

OLYMPIC DREAMS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN

SEDONA, Ariz. (Wireless Flash) -- The performance of Olympic athletes from the northern hemisphere may go down the drain, thanks to something called the Coriolis Effect. A self-proclaimed "medical intuitive" named Eileen Nauman claims the same physical effect that makes water in toilets drain counter clockwise can affect the body's energy field as well. She says northern hemisphere Olympians may be more likely to suffer higher pulse rates and shortness of breath during the events in Sydney because their auras are also spinning in a counter clockwise direction. In order to combat the Coriolis Effect, Nauman recommends athletes sleep more than usual and meditate to reset their auras.