STUPID SEARCH ENGINE QUESTIONS

STUPID SEARCH ENGINE QUESTIONS

EMERYVILLE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- If you ask a stupid question you're likely to get a stupid answer -- even from that "Ask Jeeves" internet search engine. According to the new book "Just Curious, Jeeves" (Ask Jeeves Inc.), the search engine has fielded literally millions of ditzy questions, including this quandary: "Are farts really flammable?" For the record, the answer is "yes," because humans pass flammable methane gas during a flatulence spell. Other dumb questions submitted to Jeeves include... -- Q. "Did Jesus ever kill anyone?" A. According to the Gospel of Thomas, as a child, the savior would kill people on a whim. -- Q. "Was the White House always white?" A. No, it was once made of brownstone. -- And finally, one numbskull once asked, "Were there ever wild cows?" According to Jeeves, the answer is yes.