EARTH'S ION FLOW TO DETERMINE ELECTION OUTCOME?

EARTH'S ION FLOW TO DETERMINE ELECTION OUTCOME?

VANCOUVER, B.C. (Wireless Flash) -- An election defeat could be in the air for Al Gore according to a Canadian "ion scientist." Vancouver-based scientist Guy Cramer has developed a method for forecasting human behavior based on the flow of ions in the air -- and things don't look good for Gore. Cramer says Election Day will have a heavy flow of positive ions which, according to research, cause humans to be irritable or depressed. He figures this could be the death blow for Gore since cranky voters will be more likely to focus on the negative aspects of the last eight years and cast their votes for George Bush in retaliation. Cramer says Gore would fare much better if the election were held just two days earlier, when the air will be filled with fewer positive ions.