BUSH PROMISES TO REVEAL UFO SECRETS

BUSH PROMISES TO REVEAL UFO SECRETS

SPRINGDALE, Ark. (Wireless Flash) -- If George W. Bush gets elected, his first duty may be to officially recognize E.T. That's according to a former Army security officer who claims Bush personally promised him that, if elected, he will immediately assign Dick Cheney to investigate the matter of aliens and UFOs. 61-year-old Charles Huffer of Springdale, Arkansas, says he tape recorded Bush's paranormal promise and claims the Texas governor stated that Cheney would "get right on it." Although Presidents Carter and Clinton made similar promises, Huffer thinks Bush will actually make good on his promise since he didn't qualify his remarks. If he doesn't keep his UFO pledge, Huffer thinks it could backfire on Bush in the same way his father's broken promise of "Read my lips: No new taxes."