`GORE NEEDS TO READ JOHN GRAY,' SAYS WOMAN CANDIDATE

`GORE NEEDS TO READ JOHN GRAY,' SAYS WOMAN CANDIDATE

CROWN POINT, Ind. (Wireless Flash) -- Al Gore should have read "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" before picking Joseph Lieberman as his vice-president. That's the advice of Democratic presidential candidate Dr. Heather Harder of Crown Point, Indiana, who says its "deplorable" neither party has a "strong woman" on the ballot. 52-year-old Harder -- who claims she's the only candidate endorsed by the ghosts of both Abraham Lincoln and FDR -- admits Lieberman is probably qualified but she's "sorry he's a man." She claims anyone who's read John Gray can tell that both candidates "speak Martian by talking to women, not with them." Although Harder wishes Gore had picked a woman V.P., she says she will support him and may even consider a cabinet position.