VICTIMS OF CHRONIC FLATULENCE DEMAND RESPECT

VICTIMS OF CHRONIC FLATULENCE DEMAND RESPECT

MELBOURNE, Australia (Wireless Flash) -- You may think flatulence is a gas but a group in Australia wants you to know farting isn't funny. The Australians Against Flatuphobia support group is raising a stink because its members are unfairly persecuted for a problem they can't control. AAF President Denise Brunette admits she has up to six uncontrollable gaseous episodes each day and claims it's embarrassing when people titter at her tooting. The AAF provides emotional support for chronic farters through weekly meetings in Melbourne. Although the group may sound anal retentive, Brunette says members have a sense of humor and she admits she's even made recordings of her rear end rumblings to amuse her friends.