FORMER VIDEOGAME CHAMP: `I DESERVE TO BE A CELEBRITY'

FORMER VIDEOGAME CHAMP: `I DESERVE TO BE A CELEBRITY'

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A videogame champ who set a world record in 1985 says he's tired of waiting for his 15 minutes of fame. 45-year-old Roy Shildt set the world's record for "Missile Command" 15 years ago and has been trying to get the world to notice him ever since. He now calls himself "Mr. Awesome" and claims the reason he's not yet famous is because the media is more interested in Monica Lewinsky than "...a guy who turns video games into art." Mr. Awesome isn't the only one who thinks he's awesome. He claims Madonna once considered him as a sperm donor until she accidentally got pregnant with Lourdes. Mr. Awesome hopes to improve his profile with a new comic book that teaches folks how to write personal ads for "Playgirl" magazine.