BOTTOMS UP: PANTYGRAMS

BOTTOMS UP: PANTYGRAMS

DELTA, B.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Telegrams are "passe." Now there's "pantygrams." The computerized greeting cards feature folks in and out of their undies and are accompanied by a list of lingerie shops where the recipient can buy the skivvies. When the card is opened, a man who sounds like Barney Fife yells out, "Yoo-hoo, pantygram." Card creator Dawn VanZant says she hopes the man behind the pantygram voice will become a cult figure a la the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady. The pantygrams can be ordered over the web at pantygrams.com.