JACKIE STALLONE GETS BEHIND PRESIDENTIAL RUMPS

JACKIE STALLONE GETS BEHIND PRESIDENTIAL RUMPS

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Astrologer Jackie Stallone is working behind the scenes for George W. Bush and Al Gore -- literally. Stallone -- who practices something called "rumpology" -- claims to have analyzed both Bush and Gore's butts, and although she won't reveal anything specific about the candidates' cans, she does say both of them have strong life lines -- a.k.a. their cracks. Jackie also thinks it's unlikely either candidate will suffer an assassination attempt or die in office -- even though every previous president elected in a year ending in zero succumbed to one or the other. An interesting side note: although Mrs. Stallone says most folks get images of their rumps by sitting on copy machines, celebrities and high-profile types prefer to have an ink pad rolled across their bums or they simply sit on an ink blotter. Stallone is the author of "Starpower" (Seven Locks Press), which has just been reissued.