DO YOU SUFFER FROM `DR. LAURANOIA?'

DO YOU SUFFER FROM `DR. LAURANOIA?'

LAWRENCE, Kan. (Wireless Flash) -- Do you often fear that everything you do is a mistake? The you might be suffering from something called "Dr. Lauranoia." The victims are women who quote radio shrink Dr. Laura Schlessinger obsessively and live vicariously through the callers to her show. According to Cathy Hamilton, author of the new book "Our Syndromes, Ourselves" (Andrews McMeel), the only cure for the syndrome is to stop listening to Dr. Laura's show. Dr. Lauranoia is just one of the odd disorders discovered by Hamilton. There's also "Road Rag Syndrome," which is a female version of Road Rage, and "Does My Butt Look too Big Syndrome," which is an obsessive fear that your behind isn't tight enough. Hamilton admits the odd afflictions are strictly tongue-in- cheek, but she says there's some truth to every one of them.