LESBIAN LOVE LIVES ANALYZED WITH ASTROLOGY

LESBIAN LOVE LIVES ANALYZED WITH ASTROLOGY

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Tongues are wagging in the lesbian community over the first astrology book written for gay women. Sapphic stargazer Charlene Lichtenstein says she wrote the book, "Her Scopes" (Fireside), to deal with the unique astrological problems of lesbian relationships. The charts reveal that although Aquarians like Ellen De Generes are usually compatible with Geminis like Anne Heche, Ellen and other Aquarians are occasionally cold fishes between the sheets. Lesbians lusting after k.d. lang should be aware that if she's a typical Scorpio, she probably loves nipple clamps and zipper masks. The charts also show lady-loving Libras like Martina Navratilova often fall asleep during sex, while gay Pisceans like Chastity Bono choose partners by looks, not brains.