AHHH FIFI: NEW CD TEACHES RAUNCHY FRENCH

AHHH FIFI: NEW CD TEACHES RAUNCHY FRENCH

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- French may be considered the language of love but a new language instruction CD suggests it's also great for cussing. The saucy CD is called "Tongues" and features a sexy-sounding French woman reciting 99 insulting phrases in French such as "Would you like to scratch my hemorrhoid?" and "Your feet smell like limburger cheese." The woman behind the translations is Isabelle Mainguene, a 31- year-old waitress from Brittany, France, who thinks the CD is funny but doubts her lusty language lessons will improve French-U.S. relations. According to Isabelle: "I don't think too many French women would be impressed if a man asked them, `May I eat a banana split off your behind?"'