NUTTY 911 CALLS

NUTTY 911 CALLS

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) -- America has a stupidity epidemic on its hands if emergency calls to police are any indication. According to a new book, "What's The Number For 911?: America's Wackiest 911 Calls" (Andrews McMeel), one man actually dialed 911 to ask if the cops would bring him some dope. Another man called 911 to advise the police that there was a squirrel on his front porch. A man in La Vergne, Texas, called and stated his emergency: his wife was pouring all his beer down the drain. And then there's the woman who dialed 911 in the middle of a rainstorm to ask if cops could give her a lift to avoid getting new hairdo wet.