HANDWRITING EXPERT: `GEORGE W. BUSH NEEDS A MASSAGE'

HANDWRITING EXPERT: `GEORGE W. BUSH NEEDS A MASSAGE'

TORONTO, Can. (Wireless Flash) -- A handwriting expert in Toronto claims George W. Bush is in need of a massage pronto. Linda Pitney of the Canadian College of Kineseography claims Bush has an erratic signature that suggests he's stressed-out and could fly off the handle at any moment. She thinks Bush may want to start getting regular massages before he wrenches his back fighting with his campaign managers. Pitney also claims Bush's signature suggests he's narrow-minded with a tendency towards pessimism. By comparison, she claims Al Gore's autograph shows a guy who is emotional but still a "detail-oriented bore."