SCRIBES NEEDED FOR CONDOM COUPLET CONTEST

SCRIBES NEEDED FOR CONDOM COUPLET CONTEST

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- National Condom Week begins next Monday (Feb. 14) and, in honor of the event, a public health organization is looking for a few good prophylactic poets. The Pharmacists Planning Service says it will give away a gold-plated condom to the safe-sex scribe who pens the best couplet about condoms. Spokesman Fred Mayer says winning rhymes from the past include... -- "Before you bag her, sheath your dagger." -- "Cover your stump before you hump" -- And "When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse." You can enter the contest at www.ppsinc.org