WRITE LOVE LETTERS ON TOILET PAPER

WRITE LOVE LETTERS ON TOILET PAPER

RALEIGH, N.C. (Wireless Flash) -- If you really want to show your sweetie you care this Valentine's Day, don't send a card -- just scribble a love note on a roll of toilet paper. That's the advice of self-proclaimed romance expert Michael Webb, who says writing mushy messages on a roll of toilet paper will give your sweetheart a big surprise when he or she visits the loo. The trick is to unspool the roll of bathroom tissue and then write messages like "Good morning, sweetie pie" on several sheets using a black felt tip marker. Roll it back up and put it in the bathroom. Although Webb admits your sweetheart probably won't want to wipe his or her heinie with the TP love notes, he suggests using a permanent marker that won't leave ink stains on human skin. Webb is author of the new book "The RoMANtic's Guide: Hundreds of Creative Tips For A Lifetime Of Love" (Hyperion).