RUSSIA TO DESTROY U.S. BY 2003?

RUSSIA TO DESTROY U.S. BY 2003?

MILWAUKEE, Wis. (Wireless Flash) -- The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming! That's according to conspiracy theorist Nancy Luft, who claims to have uncovered a secret Russian plot to destroy the United States within three years. The plot involves Russian satellite technology which has been in use for thousands -- yes, thousands -- of years. According to Luft, the Russians used their satellites to brainwash Jesus Christ and other ancient leaders into leaving Russia alone so they could construct more satellites. These days the Russians are using their satellites to brainwash Americans in preparation for a nuclear attack by the end of 2003. Luft claims the only way to avoid the attack is to agree to a treaty with the Russians, but she seriously doubts U.S. leaders will allow that to happen.