S&M STUDY UNMASKS `TYPICAL' LOVER

S&M STUDY UNMASKS `TYPICAL' LOVER

ATLANTA (Wireless Flash) -- A new study is unmasking the cold hard truth about people into sadomasochism: outside of the bedroom they're an awful lot like June and Ward Cleaver Sexologist Dr. Gloria Brame has just completed a demographic survey of S&M enthusiasts which reveals the typical kinky sex lover is a middle-aged, middle-class, married heterosexual who's very patriotic. Brame interviewed more than 7000 subjects for her survey and discovered... -- 14 percent of S&Mers are Democrats and 12 percent are Republicans. -- 15 percent are hi-tech workers, 8 percent are in the banking profession and 2 percent work in the media. -- 52 percent of S&M enthusiasts call themselves "Patriotic." -- Finally, 23 percent are Protestant, 15 percent are Catholic, 4 percent are Jews and 1 percent are Mormon. You can check out the entire study at http://www.gloria- brame.com.