CHRIS FARLEY: HEAVEN'S TOP DRUG COUNSELOR

CHRIS FARLEY: HEAVEN'S TOP DRUG COUNSELOR

MOUNT PLEASANT, S.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Chris Farley may be dead but that isn't keeping him from finding a job as -- get this -- a drug counselor. According to Christine Toomey, a psychic medium in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, Farley is now a top drug counselor in the spirit world, where he spends his days preventing the newly deceased from taking their addictions on to their next lives. She claims one of Farley's patients is fellow fattie John Candy, whom he calls the "Candy Man." Toomey says Farley has progressed so much on the other side that he's almost ready to reincarnate as a comedian. She claims in 25 years he will once again become a "Saturday Night Live" cast member, making him the first comedian to star on "Saturday Night Live" in two separate bodies. Toomey is the author of the upcoming book, "Larger Than Life: The After-Death Journal of Chris Farley" (Sapphire House).