SARAH FURGUSON BECOMING A REAL `TELETUBBY'

SARAH FURGUSON BECOMING A REAL `TELETUBBY'

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- Princess Sarah Furguson might have to stop working for Weight Watchers if pictures in "Boating" magazine are any indication. The magazine's annual "swimsuit issue" -- which traditionally features unflattering photos of bikini-clad celebrities -- shows the "Duchess of Pork" wearing a purple bathing suit that makes her look like Tinky Winky. Sarah's not the only one packing on the pounds. A photo of former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell suggests she's eating more than just spices these days. There's also a snapshot of Jack Nicholson wearing swim trunks which show that his love handles are "as fat as it gets." Not all the celebrities are lard buckets. "Boating" magazine says David Spade's chest is so unbelievably concave he's been declared "the only living actor who has never had sex."