VOODOO: ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE PEST CONTROL?

VOODOO: ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE PEST CONTROL?

ALEXANDRIA, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- Here's an environmentally- friendly way to rid your house of pests: voodoo. According to a Virginia-based voodoo expert who goes by the name of "Dr. Buzzard," you can clear your home of everything from rats to roaches by performing a simple voodoo ceremony. The hardest part is getting the raw material needed for the procedure -- cremated human ashes which are then buried under your house. The voodoo expert claims the spell works best if the ashes are the remains of a criminal or an evil person. In addition, you must also write on a piece of brown paper the specific names of the pests you want to terminate. Finally, cut the paper into very small pieces and mix them with the human ashes before burying. Dr. Buzzard admits human ashes aren't too easy to come by, so, in a pinch, you can use the cremated ashes of three bats.