VOODOO SPELL HELPS REUNITE FOOTBALL WIDOWS

VOODOO SPELL HELPS REUNITE FOOTBALL WIDOWS

PELICAN RAPIDS, Minn. (Wireless Flash) -- A voodoo expert in Minnesota claims he can reunite football widows with their TV- loving husbands or boyfriends. Voodoo scholar Roger Pinckney says the simple spell will make even the biggest football fan want to switch off the game and score points in the bedroom. Here's how to perform it: First, you'll need some hair clippings or fingernails from your football-loving man. Next, you must visit a cemetery between 11:30 p.m. and midnight and gather dirt from a grave. You also place seven dimes on the tombstone. Now mix the dirt with gunpowder or salt and add it to your hair or fingernail specimens. Wrap the entire mess into a piece of your football fan's oldest shirt and -- voila! -- the voodoo charm is complete. Pinckney says carry the hair-stuffed charm with you and your football nut will magically lose interest in the game and shift all his attentions to you.