FLATULENT PHANTOMS HAUNTING HOME TOILETS?

FLATULENT PHANTOMS HAUNTING HOME TOILETS?

WILDEMAR, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- The most private room in your house may be haunted by flatulent phantoms. That's the word from "Lady Brenda," a witch and ghost expert in Wildemar, California, who claims many bathrooms are haunted by the spirits of constipated ghosts. She says many of the toilet-bound spooks suffered from chronic diarrhea or other digestive disorders when they were alive, but they return to haunt their bathroom after passing on. People using toilets haunted by flatulent phantoms often report hearing strange groaning noises that are accompanied by a rotten egg odor that can be described as "paranormal poo." Although the idea of ghostly gas and phantom farts may sound dangerously gross, Lady Brenda claims the ghosts are usually too constipated to do anything but emit a ghastly odor. If the idea of using a paranormal potty still sounds a little scary, Lady Brenda says you can get rid of any gummed-up ghosts by simply flushing a cup of salt water down the toilet.