32 PERCENT OF AMERICANS WISH OPRAH WINFREY WAS THEIR MASTER

32 PERCENT OF AMERICANS WISH OPRAH WINFREY WAS THEIR MASTER

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- How's this for weird: Nearly one third of Americans say if they were a pet, they'd want Oprah Winfrey to be their master. That's according to a new survey by PetSmart stores, which reveals 32 percent of Americans think Oprah would treat them right if they were a cat or dog. -- 16 percent would like Whoopi Goldberg to be the master. -- 9 percent want to be George W. Bush's doggy or pussycat. -- At the bottom of the list is Al Gore: only 5 percent would want to be his pet.