MARTIANS NOT THRILLED OVER NASA PROBING

MARTIANS NOT THRILLED OVER NASA PROBING

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- When it comes to probing unmentionable parts of the human anatomy, aliens can sure dish it out -- but when the shoe's on the other foot it's another story. Tomorrow, NASA will officially announce the landing location for the Martian Polar Lander which is scheduled to begin probing the Red Planet sometime in December. However, L.A.-based ufologist Andy Reiss claims Martians living underneath the planet aren't too thrilled about getting a "probe job" by NASA. He predicts leaders of the Martian city will destroy the probe before it can even land. Although NASA claims the Polar Lander will simply check to see if there's water three feet below the surface, Reiss says the Martians are suspicious that it will really be laying groundwork for a future invasion. Reiss claims the Martians are willing to adopt a "wait-and- see attitude" toward the probe, but will destroy it at the first sign of aggression.