IMPRESSIONIST DOESN'T HAVE GOOD IMPRESSION OF Y2K ELECTION

IMPRESSIONIST DOESN'T HAVE GOOD IMPRESSION OF Y2K ELECTION

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The current flock of potential presidential candidates isn't leaving a good impression on impressionist Fred Travalena. Travalena says he's a little worried because, so far, Al Gore, George W. Bush and other potential candidates haven't said or done anything that makes for a funny impression. The only ray of hope comes from Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura because his feather boa makes him, in Travalena's words, "easily definable." One candidate that Travalena isn't rooting for is Elizabeth Dole because he's never done a female impression before and isn't looking forward to spending four years in a dress. Travalena's latest project is musical, not comedic. He's just released his first pop album, "We All Need Love Today."